Here’s Part 3 of Useless Gadgets - Clothing!

1. Cool breeze shoes - These air-conditioned shoes, made by Japanese company ‘Hydro-Tech’, keep your feet “refreshed and clean”. Available in brown and black! What better way to spend $78 than on shoes with built-in air-con?
2. Baby mop - Sick of your useless baby not pulling its weight around the house? Well with this mop onesie, you can turn your baby into a mop. This way, your baby can help you with household cleaning. It seems the maker of the baby mop, at least, doesn’t take itself too seriously. They suggest that you “transform your aimless crawling baby into a cleaning machine”, that the mop suit will “teach your little one the virtues of a strong work ethic”. They say that it is “also very effective if you’re looking to polish the Porsche”.
3. Picnic pants - If you’re tired of having nowhere to rest your plate at a picnic then maybe you should try picnic pants. These jeans have a piece of fabric across them so that, when sat cross-legged, you can rest your plate in your lap. They also have cup-holders in the sides. But, it doesn’t look like to be a very stable surface, and is very limited by how much food you can fit in your lap. Also, the table is only going to be usable while you’re sat cross-legged. So if you get up, you’ll have to find somewhere else to put your food anyway.
4. Green Grass Flip Flops - Well, here’s a solution if you like walking on grass but don’t want to get your feet dirty – green grass flip flops. To be honest, you could probably save £24.99 and just walk on actual grass. Besides, grass flip-flops probably lose their novelty and become itchy very quickly.
5. Hoodie pillow - Ah yes, a pillowcase with a hood built in. So if you turn over in the night, you get suffocated by a hood over your face. Imagine the panic when you wake in the morning confused and can’t remember why you can’t lift your head up.